Saturday, September 21, 2013

It's GLOVE AND BOOTS versus SHAMWOW and SLAPCHOP

From GLOVE AND BOOTS

SO BAD SO GOOD presents album covers that are the stuff of nightmares!

From SO BAD SO GOOD






SCARFOLK COUNCIL presents "Seducing Students & Secretaries" (BBC 1, 1977)

From THE SCARFOLK COUNCIL



"Seducing Students & Secretaries" focused on one of the more important aspects of employment; that of cornering and ensnaring female employees or students for personal gratification. Based on his book "How To Get the Lady Beneath You Beneath You" (Pelican Books, 1974), Dr. Hugh Schaime (seen below) presented the programme and taught prospective bosses, in a classroom environment, how best to exploit their positions of power in the workplace...



Thursday, September 19, 2013

Don't Panic! It's just Michael Bukowski's image of PHOBOS!

From YOG BLOGSOTH



The Sailor Moon girls as a biker gang? HELL YEAH!

From i09




The following post is to be ignored... I am just trying something...

See?

HyperSmash.com

Hey MST3k fans! PLAID STALLIONS found Bacchus 3 toys!

From PLAID STALLIONS

...I was pretty elated to discover this toy ship in an old catalog recently, it's the Bacchus 3 from a Japanese tv series called Star Wolf. But more importantly, it's from known to MST3K fans as "Fugitive Alien 1 and 2", a classic riffing experience if there ever was one...






The weights shaped like breasts will help you work it out...

Found via BUZZFEED.

To order some for yourself click here.


Thanks to the new and improved HEROPRESS for the new and improved THOR THE DARK WORLD trailer.

Go to HEROPRESS now or Loki will get ya!

One blogpost FIVE DOCTORS!!!

Awesome huh?


Wednesday, September 18, 2013

SEPTIC MAN has the worst superhero origin EVER! Check out the trailer!

From TWITCH







Are you ready for the nose job from Hell? Check out the trailer for UNDER THE KNIFE!

Found via TWITCH

BATMAN VERSUS GODZILLA? This and more movies that were sadly never finished...

Found via LAUGHING SQUID

In honor of Adam West's 85th birthday allow me to share one of my favorite songs. SING IT MR. WEST!


The animated feature CARN is magnificent.

Found via LAUGHING SQUID

PROJECT ROOFTOP brings us Dave Johnson’s take on the mighty Micronauts!

From PROJECT ROOFTOP

and Dave's webpage

...he was asked once to take the popular 1980s toy-turned-Marvel-comic Micronauts and reimagine it for a animated series. The pitch never got much farther than this due to Hasbro selling the rights to J.J. Abrams’ Bad Robot as a potential feature film, but man… what could have been...




Samuel L. Jackson is RUINING EVERYTHING!!!!

Another installment of the sublime THE SECRET KNOTS is here for you to enjoy.

From the SECRET KNOT


THE WIT AND PODCAST OF AL BRUNO III?

Hell friends and readers, I am in the process of trying to create an actual podcast. For now I am repurposing my YouTube story readings until I get the hang of things.

Still though I'd love for you to subscribe and love to hear what you think so far.

Tuesday, September 17, 2013

The trailer for THE EVIL WITHIN is... Holy Crap! I gotta get this!






The Cold Inside (a serial novel) Chapter Thirty-One part one


The Cold Inside
Chapter Thirty-One
part one
By AL BRUNO III

Friday January 13, 1995

Dean Sidney Jackson was an old hippie, he'd been to some of the more famous protests and concerts of the sixties and seventies and he always was willing to give the student a benefit of the doubt. It wasn't the first time Bobby Hilton had found himself in the Dean's office, in fact it had gotten to the point that he and the Dean faced these near monthly encounters with a kind of bemused resignation. Usually he was there for picking on the nerds, but once he had been there for tussling with Kenny, but that had been a debate over rock bands that had spiraled out of control.

“Here we are again Mr. Hilton,” the Dean said, “I had hoped we could get through the month without some kind of an incident.”

“Uh, yeah.” Bobby said. That was another thing, he always knew where the point of no return was in regards to his fighting. He knew how to keep his nose clean and for how long. Bobby knew that after the snowball fight he had to keep his hands to himself at least until March.

Dean Jackson looked up from a thick manila folder, “Is there some reason for this acting out? I know you and your friends have been getting into an awful lot of trouble all of a sudden.”

“I-” He stammered, “I don’t know.” 

Somehow Bobby Hilton had no idea why he was in the Dean’s office, it was all he could do to keep the panic from his voice. It was like he nodded off in the middle of math class and then suddenly he found himself here, about to get his ass handed to him. He'd heard of walking in your sleep, but fighting in your sleep? Who had he hit? And why?

“Did you think what you were doing was funny? Do you think it made you cool?”

“I don't know....” Bobby fidgeted in his seat, “I don’t know what I was thinking?”

The Dean leaned back in his chair, his expression grave, “Well, I hope it was worth it because you may be looking at considerably more than a suspension here.”

“Really?” The ire in the man's expression made Bobby unable to keep eye contact. He glanced first to the ceramic candy dish on his desk, with its uneven curves and wobbly letters proclaiming Dean Jackson as the 'WORLD'S BEST DAD', then he looked to the framed prints on the walls of psychedelic album covers and mountain landscapes. 

“Do you think Mr. Erdoes is going to want you in his class after your shenanigans today?” Dean Jackson waved the folder at him for emphasis; a stray referral slip lolled out and fell to the desk. “You're looking at starting all over again in a new class with a new teacher, that is assuming you don't get expelled outright for this.” 

Bobby felt himself beginning to sweat, “I'm sorry?”

The Dean laughed, “You pantsed your teacher in front of the entire class. An apology isn't going to cut it.”

“I what?” Bobby almost sobbed, “No. No! I didn't... Did I?”

Dean Jackson's face became cool with concern, “Is there something wrong Bobby?”

More than wrong. This was crazy. Bobby would never pants a teacher, that was suicide! Plus it was kinda gay. He didn't understand why he couldn't remember anything. What was-


-“You little creep!” The Dean's voice was shrill with anger and panic. Bobby Hilton scanned the room; they'd changed, they were both standing. Dean Jackson was right in his face, his cheeks were blood red, he was spitting and spluttering. The ceramic candy dish was shattered by the far wall; shards of glass from the framed poster of Jimi Hendrix jumbled around it. “My son made that for me with his own hands!”

Did I just do that? Bobby tried to think through the daze. Why would I do that?

“Sir… there is something wrong-” Bobby tried to speak but the Dean was too busy shouting to listen. Bobby knew his father wasn't going to like this, his father would-


-Bobby was standing in another part of the Dean's office, he had moved again without realizing it. Glass and ceramics crunched under his feet as he caught himself on the desk. He didn't understand any of this. Had he really pantsed a teacher? Why couldn't he remember? Why was his right hand hurting?

And where was Dean Jackson?

On the other side of the desk he heard something shift and then a groan.

Oh God. Bobby looked at his aching hand, Oh God!

He crossed behind the desk to find the Dean sprawled on his back, his nose was flattened and his face was a confusion of blood and tears.

“Sir?” Bobby whispered, “Sir? Are you alright sir?”

The Dean flinched away trying to cover his face.

“Wait.” Bobby leaned closer, “This is so crazy. I can't explain it. Did I hurt you?”

Dean Jackson's only reply was to kick Bobby Hilton in the crotch.


PROJECT ROOFTOP brings us Tom Martin's excellent redesign of Daredevil

from PROJECT ROOFTOP




Sunday, September 15, 2013

YOG-BLOGSOTH wants us to go swimming with CHARYBDIS!

From YOG-BLOGSOTH


Can the American version of OLDBOY possibly be as twisted as the original?

From ARROW IN THE HEAD



Apparently SKINWALKER RANCH is not about the place they keep the original version of STAR WARS...

From ARROW IN THE HEAD




The trailer for OPEN WINDOWS makes it seem like stalking Sasha Grey is a bad thing...






A found footage ghost hunter stoner sex comedy? A trailer with nudity? GHOST TEAM ONE has it all!

From ARROW IN THE HEAD

The old school poster for ARGENTO'S DRACULA 3D isn't going to be enough to save it... What the Hell happened Dario?

From FINAL GIRL



Is this the trailer for THE DOUBLE or just the trailer for THE DOUBLE?

From LAUGHING SQUID

I have recently joined the cult of WELCOME TO NIGHT VALE... so I really enjoyed this.

Found via BUZZFEED
written by Teri Pops and illustrated by Nazi Nurse





Nate Hallinan gives us the X-Men DUNGEONS & DRAGONS style!

Found via BUZZFEED





We all know the 50th anniversary special is going to be called DAY OF THE DOCTOR right? (Also Matt Smith bewigged goodness!)

Check out the poster!


 


Check out the fanboy rage and disappointment! (Awesome pic tho...)




And check out Matt Smith's wig... wigs are cool!




Fear and Loathing On Space Mountain? Nope it's just the trailer for ESCAPE FROM TOMORROW.

From LAUGHING SQUID

Escape From Tomorrow is an unauthorized indie fantasy-horror film shot guerilla style within the Disneyland and Walt Disney World theme parks. Shot in black and white, it’s the debut film of writer and director Randy Moore and stars Roy Abramsohn as a “man having increasingly disturbing experiences and visions during the last day of a family vacation to the Walt Disney World theme park.” The film will be shown in theaters starting on October 11, 2013 and will be simultaneously available through video on-demand and at iTunes...






LiarTownUSA is most definitely not bringing sexyback!

From LIARTOWNUSA


Wow. This one hurts LAUGHING SQUID...

From LAUGHING SQUID


The most heartbreaking cable commercial you'll ever see.

From BUZZFEED




(Insane News) 'The Phrenology of Barack Obama' is still less crazy then your average Glenn Beck rant...

From BOING BOING

In his newest book, The Phrenology of Barack Obama, author Bensa Magos returns to reveal the secrets behind the occulted past of President Barack Obama using the pseudo-science of phrenology. Magos uncovers natural, unnatural, and preternatural features of "Manchurian Candidate" Obama's cranium and brainpan, including the mysterious "head scar" which the mass media refuses to discuss. Causes for the head scar range from CIA brain-implants to a partial lobotomy by his puppet master handlers, as well as the most shocking revelation: that Obama once had a horn. Magos follows a trail of evidence that leads from Obama's brain surgery and dehorning, to government Mind Control programs like MKULTRA and MONARCH with roots in the Nazi Occult, and ultimately to the satanic endgame revealed by the Demon Horn of Moloch...