Thursday, December 1, 2011

5 Second Fiction One Thousand Nine Hundred and Ninety Three

That night Psychotic Kid learned that all the ninja training in the world won't help if your iPhone isn't set to vibrate mode.

5 Second Fiction One Thousand Nine Hundred and Ninety Two

They couldn't identify him, they only knew he had died with an erection. His remains were placed in the Tomb of the Unknown Boner.

5 Second Fiction One Thousand Nine Hundred and Ninety One

“The play ended with a god dancing onto the stage and saving everyone, “Magwier said, “It was a total cop-out, a deus ex macarena.”

Wednesday, November 30, 2011

We're gonna need a bigger boat...

This fish story courtesy of BUZZFEED