Friday, May 6, 2011

The Horror Digest likes JOHN CARPENTER'S THE PRINCE OF DARKNESS AS MUCH AS I DO!

So yes, Prince of Darkness is worlds apart from "conventional" means of a demonic, religious-ish horror film isn't it? How often do we find the world of religion at ends with the world of science? Perhaps if I had to name something bad about the film it would be that it doesn't make sense. Or does it? Hopefully I'm not alone in voicing my overall confusion on...well, just about everything. Satan was sending signals of world domination into the future? Or something? What? Is that even right? I don't know! I don't get any of it--but it really doesn't matter. OR I should say, it doesn't really matter to me. I'm sure one of the main reasons this film is not elevated to the highest level of awesome is because it seems kind of convoluted and well....ridiculous. But come on. Satan is in liquid form! Does it get any better than that?...

 

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(Insane News) "You must get a job, I want a new penis"

Article found on FARK.com

 Zaprian Lozanov, a Bulgarian man who had his penis chopped off by his best friend Lyubomir while he was demonstrating his martial arts skills, is to help him get a new job - so he can pay for a new manhood...

click here to learn more about those damn Bulgarian ninjas...

Thursday, May 5, 2011

Roll a D6

I agree with Topless Robot, this is better than the original.