Friday, August 28, 2009

5 Second Fiction Three Hundred and Nineteen

He unburdened himself completely, telling her all his secrets and dreams, there was no second date after that.

5 Second FIction Three Hundred and Eighteen

Psychotic Kid found himself trapped in a building full of his deadliest enemies- it was a Shriners' Convention.

5 Second Fiction Three Hundred and Seventeen

Despite everything Lorelei hoped she'd see her father again someday, because now she'd be ready for him.

5 Second Fiction Three Hundred and Sixteen

Every year one DragonCon attendee has a night of of pleasure with the cosplayer of their choice before they are sacrificed.

5 Second Fiction Three Hundred and Fifteen

“This is all just a bad dream.” he said over and over, but he really was at school in his underwear.

5 Second Fiction Three Hundred and Fourteen

“The trick to skinning someone,” Reddeath explained, “is to start at the feet, that way you can enjoy their expressions longer.”

5 Second Fiction Three Hundred and Thirteen

Amazing Ed, this utility belt of yours...” Captain Hero quaked with anger, “is full of cigarettes and condoms- some used.”

5 Second Fiction Three Hundred and Twelve

Agent Krump knew that no craft store would be safe until the Macramaniac was stopped.

Thursday, August 27, 2009

Price Breaks and Heartaches: part fourteen

The story you are looking for has been relocated and retooled.


If you can't find one of your favorite chapters don't worry, it'll be back!

"Rock-a-Bye Bully" by J Dayne Tyler aka DarcKnyt

On of my online writer pals posted this little tale recently and I thought it was pretty much terrific so I am sharing it with you folks.

"Rock-a-Bye Bully" by J Dayne Tyler aka DarcKnyt

I stood in the fresh country air, feet on the lower runner of a split rail fence, elbows on the upper. The strong sun beat down from behind the hazy clouds in the cadet blue sky and beaded sweat from under my long, silky bangs. The tall grass tickled in the muggy breeze and bugs buzzed and whined somewhere in it.

In the distance the trees seemed dense. Jungle dense. To a west coast kid, this place was like Africa or South America. It felt like being in the Amazon basin, and I expected night time to be filled with alien sounds of nocturnal animals crying their bloodthirsty wails into the stillness at the moon.

But it’s only Kentucky...

5 Second FIction Three Hundred and Eleven

Mario Krump couldn't understand how he had gotten jock itch when he never exercised.

Video Blog Three: 5 Minute Fiction

In honor of my 600th post I have improvised a story from an outline...

Wednesday, August 26, 2009

5 Second Fiction Three Hundred and Ten

The cheerleaders of the wasteland soon learned that the best defense was often an UZI and a well executed basket toss.

5 Second Fiction Three Hundred and Nine

Lorelei had to admit that her lover's precognitive abilities made him amazing at foreplay.

5 Second Fiction Three Hundred and Eight

Carl had met many women via the Internet but she was the first one to try and kill him with real determination and enthusiasm.

5 Second Fiction Three Hundred and Seven

By the time he noticed her she was already gone.

5 Second Fiction Three Hundred and Six

Doc Mullins was a steely eyed gunfighter with an unfortunate fear of horses, so he bicycled across the west dispensing justice.

5 Second Fiction Three Hundred and Five

The three women pushed him onto his back and tore at his clothes, it would have been damn sexy if they hadn't been hungry zombies.

5 Second Fiction Three Hundred and Four

They told him all he needed to get published was a memorable title, but no one published “The Lungbutter Serenade”

Tuesday, August 25, 2009

Old Faces and New Words

So there was this guy by the name of Todd and back in my college days we are good pals even though I dragged him to see Frankenhooker without any warning.

Sadly we lost touch, mostly because in those years I ended up losing touch with myself.

But here he is back on the Internet-

And he's got a blog and everything!

Stop by and give him a hearty Hello if you are so inclined. Check out his Quiptions and dare him to post pictures of his cat!

Reunions are awesome...

Monday, August 24, 2009

5 Second Fiction Three Hundred and Three

No branch of the armed forces wanted to be involved in 'Operation Silver Periwinkle'.

5 Second Fiction Three Hundred and Two

He'd always found humor in the most tragic of circumstances until he had a tragedy of his own.

5 Second Fiction Three Hundred and One

The starship Persea spent weeks in orbit around the Lodoarian Pleasure planet, finally someone found the captain.

5 Second Fiction THREE HUNDRED!

He fell into an automated sandwich making machine and died a hero.

5 Second Fiction Two Hundred and Ninety Nine

Sometimes at of night Yang would wake up and think a ninja orgy could be going on somewhere in his house and he would never know.

5 Second Fiction Two Hundred and Ninety Eight

Everyone always assumed the katana in the boss's office was decorational, that was before the HR massacre of 2007.

5 Second Fiction Two Hundred and Ninety Seven

This wasn't the first time Captain Hero cursed the asylum for the criminally insane's work-release program.

5 Second Fiction Two Hundred and Ninety Six

They say that hard times build character, well Amazing Ed was one Hell of a character.